Thursday, July 5, 2018

God sends a letter to Mike Pence - and uses an Idiot Savant to write it.



Dear Mister Pence:

Here is our letter to you, this year.  The Year I was elected I wrote you an article, which became wildly successful.

I kind of hope you read it - but it is not flattering.   It is however, not your truth, but the Truth.

Happy Birthday (mine)  ...  Today is my birthday Mike!  Happy Birthday to ME!

So Happy Birthday Mister Vice President !!  Since I care not nor have the ability to remember the day you slid out of your Mom's body like a slug from an empty container of nuts,  I decided to share mine with you!!  Happy Birthday!!!


I have a present for you Mike! It came to the wrong house (laughing)  It is addressed to you... so This please stop by in person to pick it up.  Don't worry, I've lifted the restraining order that blocks you from getting within 50 feet of me or my house..

So I'm holding at the carton, and the return address says "God in Heaven"   LOL

 Mike Pence, you can't be so evil and believe in heaven or hell, can you?

 And you are such a bad liar!  Your actions make it obvious you don't believe anything but money   Not many people and power. are you claim to understand - and you are limited enough in your knowledge you call it "God" and thinks it has gender.

Mister Vice President, It is not possible to be that stupid, but it is possible to be that wrong.  You are not stupid.  What does that make you?  WRIONG!

I am not wrong.

Here is your letter, Happy Birthday Mike.  Please know this - I me us John Hubertz  I like and respect you as a person - and admire your path, but Sir, you are not a sane person.  Not if you truly believe the things you say out loud.

To quote the Bard, It "takes one to know one." Ex-Governor Pence. 

God Talking to Mike Pence
So here is our letter from God - thanks for trying but you have the wrong job sir.

I talked about you to God!  He knows who you are...  So I said this to God when you were elected.  "If he becomes President, we are in more trouble than you led me to believe."  "Thank you for letting me help you keep him from achieving his stated goal, to spread hatred in the name of truth, and violence in the name of peace." 

"God replied, As you are aware John, that is your current quest - and I will help if I can."


(CLICKABLE LINKS)
Clinically Insane writer and theologian writes Mike Pence a "letter from God."

2018 New Hope essay contest winner by John Hubertz,
Zehr Professor of Multicultural Studies and Theology
New Hope Peace Academy (Worldwide).

"God Speaks" - A Message of Hope and Change to the World

AFTERWORD:  Context and study materials for this lesson.

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